quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy:  i hate being poor
grandpa:  were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:  hello naughty children its murder time

cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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Me on my wedding day:  you still like me right

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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ʺYou may
blame Aphrodite

soft as she is

she has almost
killed me with
love for that boy.ʺ
— Sappho, Blame Aphrodite (via camilla-macauley)
Ships are taking off.

doinqmichael:

Rules:

  • Mbf Brie(I’m rad don’t worry)
  • Must Reblog this (Likes don’t count)
  • Must Message me a question,ship me, ask for advice, tell me a joke,just make it good

What you get:

  • A 5sos ship
  • First date detail
  • A random song
  • Compliment on ya lovely face
  • Blog Rate+advice
  • (Maybe a gif too)

people are rotten and typical and most of them have forgotten what it actually means to be decent.

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day